*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS
today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door
gummy bear + potassium chlorate
ROCK N ROLL
My chem teacher actually did this for us at one point and gave the gummi bears the voices of Yogi and Boo Boo. Things got real dark after Boo Boo went in that cave. My teacher screamed for 30 seconds as the reaction happened. No one said a word after that class.
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.